Around the Corner
About a week ago I have an experience the has changed my perception of my own mind and skills especially when it comes to my car. One very similar to the one above. In truth this story is really not all that rare or
Of late an alarmingly high number of synthetic people have been bursting into flames in their hot-tubs…..No wait thats not right…..Don’t step in the Hot Lava Boy!
Oh the humanity. In a not quite Southpark-esque I am not asking people to pass gass to save their lives. The true causes of spontaneous human combustion are well documented.
Burning at the stake (Joan of Arc),
One of these may be a bad place to avoid combustion……
Or maybe one of these
See the traditional view of spontaneous human combustion is that the person caught fire without any external influence. This perception may be the ultimate failing in order to diagnose human Combustion. I see it this way, back in WWII if a shot you with a flamethrower and you caught fire that’s spontaneous human Combustion. You went from one moment when you were not burning to the next when you were. It is a dangerously slippery slope. With this logic at any moment we could all spontaneously combust. What then how do you go home that evening and explain yourself. Its like a kid who refuses not to play with gunpowder then comes home with his eyebrows burned off. PEOPLE!! Do you really think you are going to fool anyone all black and charred, they are going to know what you were doing. They are not going to care if you are a heretic who hears God in your head or if you are bad at parking planes. You were just another kid who couldn’t keep it in your pants.
Have you seen this man?
If so pray for a bucket of water.
The bi-weekly meeting of Spontaneous Anonymous has been changed to Thursdays at 7:45pm due to the fact that none of you will admit that they have a problem! Flamers! As usual traction beds are first come first serve. Nurses will be on hand to change bandages at the break. Its still bring you own skin graft month so maybe you will get lucky and meed someone new……….and you can ask them to donate.
(Michelle’s Idea)
